paleredsunday:

Share a coke with dude bro

paleredsunday:

Share a coke with dude bro

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k3utommy:

*hands you the death note* hi can you sign my yearbook

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carryonmy-assbutt:

lolfunnow:

My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

how hard did she throw that

carryonmy-assbutt:

lolfunnow:

My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

how hard did she throw that

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h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

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shubbabang:

what if humans dried off like dogs did

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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

*identifies the cutest boy in the room .5 seconds after entering*

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kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

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friend: i watched an episode of the thing you like
me: oh god
me: i am about to tell you literally everything about the thing